豪斯医生经典语录二-希望能为意志低沉,漫无目的的你重拾自信,奋勇向上。
House:Dependsonwhatyoumeanbygood.Ilikethechairs.
这得看你对好医院的定义了,我喜欢这里的椅子.Dr.Foreman:Isnttreatingpatientswhywebecamedoctors?医治病人难道不是我们成为医生的原因吗?
House:No,treatingillnessesiswhywebecamedoctors.Treatingpatientsiswhatmakesmostdoctorsmiserable.
不,医治疾病才是我们做医生的原因,医治病人则是医生痛苦的根源.Dr.Wilson:Ilovemywife.我爱我老婆House:Youcertainlylovesayingit.当然，你爱这样说。
患者说他可以和上帝对话,然后house说他的问题应该在他的脑袋上.
chase说,这只是宗教信仰house:youtalktoGod,yourereligious.Godtalkstoyou,yourepsychotic.你和上帝说话,你是信仰者,上帝和你说话,你是精神病
House:ButIhaveatheory.Thereisonechemicalthat,ifingested,itcausesapersonsestrogenleveltoincreasedramatically.
我有个理论,有一种药品被服用后会导致病人体内的雌激素水平大幅上升.Bill:Whatisit?那是什么?House:Itscalled...estrogen.雌激素一患者志向是成为黑人议员,
House:YourenotgoingtobePresidenteitherway-theydontcallittheWhiteHousebecauseofthepaintjob
你无论如何都成不了总统的,白宫之所以叫白宫可不是因为它是给漆成白色的.House:Peopledontwantasickdoctor.人们不喜欢生病的医生.Dr.Wilson:Thatsfairenough,Idontlikehealthypatients.
那很公平,我也不喜欢健康的病人.
Dr.Wilson:Youwilllie,cheatandstealtogetwhatyouwant,butyoureincapableofkissingalittleass?你为了得到你要的结果可以坑蒙拐骗,无所不用,怎么就不能稍稍拍拍马屁呢?House:Well,weallhaveourlimitations.
恩，人总是有缺点的.
House:No,thereisnotathinlinebetweenloveandhate.ThereisaGreatWallofChinawitharmedsentriespostedevery20betweenloveandhate.爱与恨并非只有一线之隔,爱与恨之间隔着一道十步一岗,五步一哨的zg长城.
House:Liftupyourarms.Youhaveaparasite.
抬起你的手臂,你体内有个寄生虫.Jill:Likeatapewormorsomething?你是说象绦虫一类的东西?House:Liebackandliftupyoursweater.Youcanputyourarmsdown.撩起你的毛衣,躺下,把手放下来
Jill:Canyoudoanythingaboutit?
你能除掉它吗?House:Onlyforaboutamonthorso.Afterthatitbecomesillegaltoremove,exceptinacoupleofstates.在大多数洲里,除掉超过一个月大的这种寄生虫是非法的.Jill:Illegal?非法的?
House:Dontworry.Manywomenlearntoembracethisparasite.Theynameit,dressitupintinyclothes,arrangeplaydateswithotherparasites...
别担心,很多女人都会喜欢她们的寄生虫,给它起名字,穿衣服,还让它和其他的寄生虫一起玩.Jill:PlaydatesHouse:(showinghersonogram)Ithasyoureyes.它的眼睛很象你(这位女士怀孕了)
Dr.Wilson:Imstillamazedyoureinthesameroomasapatient.
真令我惊讶,你居然还和患者呆在一间屋子里.House:Peopledontbothermeuntiltheygetteeth.没长牙的小家伙我倒不怕.House:Aslongasyouretryingtobegood,youcandowhateveryouwant.
只要你尽力了,就表示你可以做任何你想做的事情
Dr.Wilson:Andaslongasyourenottrying,youcansaywhateveryouwant.只要你不去尽力,你就可以说任何你想说的话.House:Sobetweenus,wecandowhateverwewant.Wecanruletheworld!
那么说我们两个人加起来就做任何事,说任何话了，我们可以一起统治世界了.
House:SowhatshernameandwhendoIgettomeether?她的名字叫什么,我什么时候能见到她?(盘问Wilson的约会对象)Dr.Wilson:Theresnobody!Giveitup!别瞎猜了,根本没这回事
House:Yourlipssayno,butyourshoessayyes.
你嘴上说不,可你的鞋子泄露了真相(WILSON换了双漂亮的新鞋)Dr.Wilson:TheyreFrench.Youcanttrustawordtheysay.它们是法国货,法国人的话一句都不能信Dr.Foreman:Whyareyouridingonme?
你为什么对我这么刻薄?
House:ItswhatIdo.Hasitgottenworselately?我就是这样子,最近我变得更厉害了吗?Dr.Foreman:Yeah.Seemstome.对我来说是的.House:Really?Well,thatrulesouttheracething.Youwerejustasblacklastweek.
真的吗?那么肯定不是种族歧视的原因了,你还和上周一样的黑.
Dr.Forman:Ten-yearoldsdonothaveheartattacks.Itsgottobeamistake.10岁的孩子不会得心脏病,肯定有什么地方错了House:Right.Thesimplestexplanationisshesa40-yearoldlyingaboutherage.Maybeanactresstryingtohangon.
没错,最简单的答案就是她谎报了年纪,她其实已经四十岁了.也许她是个女演员
Dr.Cameron:Illcheckintoit.我去查查这个Dr.Foreman:Illmakethecall.我去打电话Dr.Chase:Illkeepthekidalive.Forawhileatleast.我去保持那孩子活着.至少能维持一会儿.
House:Illhavelunch.
我去吃午饭Dr.Foreman:Oh,Cameron,Ineedyouforacoupleofhours.Cameron,你有空吗?Dr.Cameron:Whatsup?什么事?Dr.Foreman:Whenyoubreakintoahouse,itsalwaysbettertohaveawhitechickwithyou.
闯空门的时候,有个白人女性陪着比较保险.
House:Whatwouldyouprefer-adoctorwhoholdsyourhandwhileyoudieorwhoignoresyouwhileyougetbetter?Iguessitwouldparticularlysucktohaveadoctorwhoignoresyouwhileyoudie.
哪种医生你比较喜欢-在你临死时会陪在你身边的医生或者是当你病情好转后不再搭理你的医生?我猜你最讨厌的是当你快死的时候不再搭理你的医生.
House:AnotherreasonIdontlikemeetingpatients.Iftheydontknowwhatyoulooklike,theycantyellatyou.我不喜欢见病人的另一个原因就是,如果他们不知道你的样子,他们就没法冲你大吼大叫.
Dr.House:Themostsuccessfulmarriagesarebasedonlies.Youreofftoagreatstart.
成功的婚姻都是谎言的基础上建立起来的,你已经开了个好头.House:Whatdoyouknowaboutthenun?你对那个修女有什么看法?Dr.Chase:Whichone?哪一个?
House:Thecuteone.Ithinkshelikesme.Thesickone,obviously.
漂亮的那个,我想她喜欢上我了.当然是生病的那个!!!!House:Youtoldmeyouhadntchangedyourdietorexercise.Wereyoulying?Samantha:Lying?House:Doesyourhusbandhavehighbloodpressure?Samantha:Myhusband?
House:Yeah,see,ifyouregoingtorepeateverythingIsay,thisconversationsgoingtotaketwiceaslong.
Dr.Foreman:ThekidwasjusttakinghisAPcalculusexamwhenallofasuddenhegotnauseousanddisoriented.这个孩子在微积分考试当中突然感到恶心眩晕.House:Thatsthewaycalculuspresents.当然这是微积分的作用啦
House:IassumeminimalatbestisyourstiffupperlipBritishwayofsayingnochanceinhell?
我认为你说的有可能就是根本没指望了的英国表达方式.Dr.Chase:ImAustralian.我是澳大利亚人House:YouputtheQueenonyourmoney.YoureBritish.
你们把女王的头像印在钱币上,你们就是英国人.
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