经常讲一些笑话，不仅能给自己到来快乐，还能感染他人，这里小编收集整理了初一简单英语笑话故事，一起来看看吧!
Apigandachickenwerewalkingbyachurchwhereagala(欢庆的)charityeventwastakingplace.
Gettingcaughtupinthespirit,thepigsuggestedtothechickenthattheyeachmakeacontribution.
"Greatidea!"thechickencried."Let'sofferhemhamandeggs?"
"Notsofast,"saidthepigtestily."Foryou,that'sacontribution.Forme,it'satotalcommitment."
一只猪和一只鸡路过一所教堂，那里有一场盛大慈善活动正在进行着。
在精神上收到触动的猪向小鸡提出建议：他们每个人作出点自己的贡献。
“好主意!”鸡尖叫道，“让我们给腿和鸡蛋吧?”
“着什么急”猪不耐烦地说，“对你来说，是一个贡献，对我来说，这是一个完全的献身。”
Peterwasacleverboy.Onhisfirstdayatschool,helearnedthreewords:1,YouandShe.Theteachertaughthimhowtomakesentenceswiththosewords.Theteachersaid,"I,Iamyourteacher;(thenpointingtoagirl)She,Sheisyourclassmate;You,Youaremystudent.
WhenPeterwenthome,hisfatheraskedhimwhathehadlearnedatschool.Petersaidatonce,"I,Iamyourteacher;(thenpointingtohismother)She,Sheisyourclassmate;You,YouaremystudentHisfathergotangryandsaid,"I,Iamyourfather;(thenpointingtohiswife)She,Sheisyourmother;You,Youaremyson.
Thenextmorningatschool,theteacheraskedPeterifhehadlearnedthethreewordsbyheart."Yes,"hesaidproudly,"I,Iamyourfather;(thenpointingtoagirl)She,Sheisyourmother;You,Youaremyson."
TheEnglishauthor，RichardSavage，wasoncelivinginLondoningreatpoverty.Inordertoearnalittlemoneyhehadwrittenthestoryofhislife，butnotmanycopiesofthebookhadbeensoldintheshops，andSavagewaslivingfromhandtomouth.Asaresultofhislackoffoodhebecameveryill，butafteratime，owingtotheskillofthedoctorwhohadlookedafterhim，hegotwellagain.AfteraweekortwothedoctorsentabilltoSavageforhisvisits，butpoorSavagehadn'tanymoneyandcouldn'tpayit.Thedoctorwaitedforanothermonthandsentthebillagain.Butstillnomoneycame.Afterseveralweekshesentittohimagainaskingforhismoney.IntheendhecametoSavage'shouseandaskedhimforpayment，sayingtoSavage，“YouknowyouoweyourlifetomeandIexpectedsomegratitudefromyou.”
“Iagree，”saidSavage，“thatIowemylifetoyou，andtoprovetoyouthatIamnotungratefulforyourworkIwillgivemylifetoyou.”Withthesewordshehandedtohimtwovolumesentitled，ThelifeofRichardSavage.
英国作家理查德·萨维奇一度在伦敦过着贫困潦倒的生活，为了赚几个钱，他曾写了有关他自己生平的故事。但是这部书在书店里并没有卖出几本，萨维奇过着朝不保夕的日子。由于缺乏食物，他病得很厉害。后来，由于给他治疗的那个医生的高明医术，他才又恢复了健康。过了一两个星期之后，医生给萨维奇送来了一张讨要诊费的帐单，但是贫穷的萨维奇没有钱来偿付。医生等了一个月后又送来了帐单，但仍然未索回分文。几个星期之后，他又送来帐单要钱。最后，医生本人来到了萨维奇的家中，对他说：“你明白，你是欠我一条命的，我希望你有所报答。”
“是的，”萨维奇说，“我是欠你一条命，为了向你证明我对你的诊治不是不报答，我将把我的命给你。”
说着这番话，萨维奇递给医生两卷书，名叫《理查德·萨维奇的一生》。
LittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents.
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
"WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?"
“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”
"Igaveittoapooroldwoman,"heanswered.
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。
"You'reagoodboy,"saidthemotherproudly.
“你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。
"Herearetwocentsmore.Butwhyareyousointerestedintheoldwoman?"
“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”
"Sheistheonewhosellsthecandy."
“她是个卖糖果的。”