短文英语笑话

有笑话，大家一起笑，这就是分享快乐，也许，快乐就是这么简単。下面小编为你带来短文英语笑话，希望你会喜欢。

短文英语笑话一：FrogLoan

Therewasaman,calledPaddywhack,whoworkedinaveryprestigiousbank.Onedayafrogcameinaskingforacarloan.Sohegavethefrogtheloanapplicationpapers.Asthefrogwasfillingthemout,Paddywhackwaslookingoverhisshoulder.Inthespacefor'Father'thefrogwrotein'MickJagger'.Paddywhacksaidnothing.Thenheaskedthefrogifhehadenoughmoneyforadeposit.Thefrogsaidhedidn'tbutproducedastrangelookingcolourfulglasssculpturethathesaidwasworthawholeheapofmoney.Paddywhacksaidhe'dhavetotalktohisbossaboutthis,sohetooktheformsandtheglasssculptureintohisboss'office.Hetoldhisbossaboutthepapersandaskedhimifheknewwhatthesculpturewas.Towhichhisbossreplied,

"It'sanicnacPaddywhack,givethefrogaloan.Hisoldman'saRollingStone!"

短文英语笑话二：AtTheCircus

Acoupletooktheiryoungsontothecircusandwhentheelephantsappeared,theboyseemedveryintriguedbythem.

"Mommy,what'sthatlongthingontheelephant?"heasked.

"That'stheelephant'strunk,dear,"shereplied.

"No,notthat.What'sthatlongthingthat'shangingbetweentheelephant'slegs?"askedtheboy.

Embarrassed,themotherreplied,"Oh,it'snothing,son."Shethenlefttogetsomehotdogsandsodas.

Whileshewasgone,theyoungboyturnedtohisfatherandasked,"Daddy,what'sthatlongthinghangingbetweentheelephant'slegs?"

"That'stheelephant'spenis,son,"explainedthefather.

"Well,whydidmommysayitwasnothingwhenIaskedher?"theboyasked.

Takingadeepbreath,thefatherproudlyreplied,"I'vespoiledthatwoman,son!"

短文英语笑话三：TheHuntingDog

ChesterandEarlaregoinghunting.ChestersaystoEarl,"I'llsendmydogouttoseeifthereareanyducksoutinthepond.Iftherearen'tanyducksoutthere,I'mnotgoinghunting."

Sohesendsthedogouttothepond.Thedogcomesbackandbarkstwice.Chestersays,"WellI'mnotgoingtogoout.Heonlysawtwoducksoutthere."

Earlsays,"You'regoingtotakethedog'sbarksforthetruth?"Earldoesn'tbelieveit,sohegoestolookforhimself.Whenhegetsbackhesays,"Idon'tbelieveitwheredidyougetthatdog?Therereallyareonlytwoducksoutthere!"

Chestersays,"Well,Igothimfromthebreederuptheroad.Ifyouwant,youcangetonefromhim,too."

SoEarlgoestothebreederandsayshewantsadogliketheonehisfriendChesterhas.ThebreederobligesandEarlbringsthedoghome,tellsittogooutandlookforducks.Minuteslaterthedogreturnswithastickinit'smouthandstartshumpingEarl'sleg.

Outraged,Earltakesthedogbacktothebreederandsays,"Thisdogisafraud.Iwantmymoneyback!"

ThebreederasksEarlwhatthedogdid.SoEarltellshimthatwhenhesentthedogouttolookforducks,itcamebackwithastickinitsmouthandstartedhumpinghisleg.

Thebreedersays,"Earl,allhewastryingtotellyouwasthattherearemorefuckingducksouttherethanyoucanshakeastickat!"

短文英语笑话四：JesusandtheRobber

Onenightarobberbrokeintoahomeandheardavoicesay,"Jesusiswatchingyou!"whileherumaggedthroughthedesk.

Hereplied,"Whosaidthat?!"

Onceagainheheardthesamething,"Jesusiswatchingyou!"

Therobberlookedaroundtheroomonlytoseeaparrot.Heaskedtheparrotwhatitsnamewas.Theparrotreplied,"Cornelius."

Therobbersaid,"Whatkindofanameisthat?!Whonamesaparrotthat?!"

Theparrotsaid,"ThesamepersonwhonamedthatrottweilerbehindyouJesus!"

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