爆笑短篇英语笑话

爱笑的人，运气总不会太差，因为笑可以让人充满正能量，更能让自己面对挫折，勇往直前，以下笑话希望能让你爆笑每一天。

爆笑短篇英语笑话一：TwoOldMen

Twooldmenweresittingonaporchwithahounddogbetweenthem.Thedoghaditsleghikedupandwaslickingitself.Oneoftheoldmensaidtotheother,"IsuredowishIcoulddothat."Theotheroldmansaid,"Youbetternot,thatdogwillbiteyou."

爆笑短篇英语笑话二：BackInTheDays

BackinthedaysoftheoldWildWildWestlivedaguynamedRedwhousedtohavealotoffun.HerodeintotownlikeheusuallydideverySaturdaynight,andhewentintothesaloonandgotdrunk.Allofhisfriendssawhimdrinkinganddecidedtoplayatrickonhim.Sotheywentoutsideandturnedthesaddleonhishorsearound.Thatwaytheyfiguredwhenhegotoutsidedrunkandtheyputhimonthere,hewouldgetonhomethebestwayhecould!Sowhenitwastime,hegotrealdrunkandstaggeredoutside,gotuponhishorseandrodeoff.

Thenextmorningwhenhewokeuphesays,"Mygoodness!"

Andhiswifesays,"What?samatterdear,don?tyoufeelalright?"

Hesaid,"Yeah,butIsurehadatoughtimegettinghomelastnight."

"Somesonofaguncutmyhorsesheadoff,andIhadtoguidehimallthewayhomewithmyfingerstickinginhiswindpipe!"

爆笑短篇英语笑话三：TheDog

TwoPolishguysarewalkingdownthestreetsharinginsights.Thesmarterofthetwoseesadoglyingdownandlickinghisballs.Thelessintelligentofthetwosaystohisfriend,"Don'tyouwishyoucoulddothat?"Thesecondguyreplies,"Don'tyouthinkhewouldbiteme??

爆笑短篇英语笑话四：20,000Cockroaches

Customer:Doyouhaveandcockroaches?

Clerk:Yeswesellthemtothefisherman.

Customer:Iwouldlike20,000ofthem.

Clerk:Whatwouldyouwantwith20,000cockroaches?

Customer:ImovingtomorrowandmyleasesaysImustleavemyapartmentintheconditioninwhichIfoundit.

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